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Would you?


Would you want to try a sample of cheese made from human milk?


Jay's Lady Antebellum video from Nashville!


just for grins and giggles....


 They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for
      church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the
      BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in
      church services:
     
     
     
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              The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
     
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         The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon
      tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
          
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         Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale... It's a chance to get rid
      of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your
      husbands.
     
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         Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't
      care much about you.
     
     
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         Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help..
     
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         Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
     
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         For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
      nursery downstairs.
     
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         Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all
      the help they can get.
     
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         Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
      church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
     
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         A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
      Music will follow.
     
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         At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is
      Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
     
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         Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
      several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
     
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         Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
      recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
     
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         Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
      person you want remembered.
     
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         The church will host an evening of fine dining, super
      entertainment and gracious hostility.
     
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         Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
     
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         The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
      They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
     
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         This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park
      across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
     
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         Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.
is done.
     
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         The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation
      would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
      Sunday.
     
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         Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please
      use the back door.
     
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         The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
      Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend
      this tragedy.
     
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         Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
      Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
     
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          The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan
      last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

BREAKFAST!


Mmmmmmmm.... a Central Coast Finest breakfast.... courtesy of Red Zone Sports Bar & Grill

Spork the "vicious" Dachshund


LAFAYETTE, Colorado - A miniature dachshund named Spork is at the middle of a debate over vicious dogs. Kelly and her husband Tim are fighting a ticket they received charging them with owning a vicious dog and felt it was a death sentence. Spork bit a veterinary technician during an exam at Jasper Animal Hospital in Lafayette and both the tech and vet reported him to the city.

Spork has his own fan page on Facebook! Join his cause. Back the little dude....
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=316314284010&ref=ts

Rascal Flatts OLYMPIC remix


How long do you think this guy will last?


An Austrian millionaire has given away his entire fortune after realizing his cash was making him miserable. 47-year old businessman Karl Rabeder made his money with an interior furnishing company. He was worth about 4.7 million dollars, but is in the process of liquidating everything - luxury homes, fancy cars, his lucrative business - because he felt like a "slave" to luxury and consumerism. "My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothing," he told the UK's Daily Telegraph. "Money is counterproductive - it prevents happiness to come." He plans to give every penny to charities in Central and South America, and live in a hut in the mountains.

find out who your friends are..........


Deputies: Man Carjacked While Going To Smoke Pot

Victim Said He Just Wanted To Smoke Marijuana With New Friend


SPARTANBURG, S.C. -- A man told deputies he was carjacked after trying to smoke marijuana with a friend of a friend he met the night before.

 

It happened at 3 a.m. Wednesday at a home on 350 Half Moon Road in the Wellford area of the county.

 

According to Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office spokesman Tony Ivey, the victim told deputies that at about 1:30 a.m., he went to an undisclosed location to pick up a man a friend had introduced to him the night before.

 

When he got there, the victim told deputies another person he didn't know was with the person he was picking up.

CLICK HERE for the full story.....

Brush with fame.....


Got a photo of yourself with someone famous? Send it to us, and we'll drop it here for all to see! The person pictured with the "most important" or "most famous" person, will pick up a Sunny Country prize pack! (contest expires 8/28/2009).

Dear Jay, and Niki,

 

Attached is a photo of president Bush, and myself (Max Berger) holding a picture of Barbara Bush, and my self taken while I was assigned to her protection detail, the picture of President Bush was taken at the Santa Maria Airport during his campaign for President. 

 

Max Berger

(U.S. Secret Service Retired)

little Cyrus and her bestie... oh my...





Nine year old Noah Cyrus and her best friend Emily Grace.... launching a children's lingerie line called "Ooh la la Couture". Really now........ NINE.  Mom? Dad? Hello? She's niiiiiiine. Could we let them be little? And to think... big sis Miley was making headlines for posing "topless" at 15.....

Niki meets the python....


Circus Vargas came to town and brought along their 6 foot long albino python. He and Niki got cozy in the hall.....

People are CRAZY..........


New York - A psychotic neighbor with a festering rejection complex was arrested for brutally butchering - and stealing organs from - a New York woman who owned an employment agency and declined to find him a job. ---------- Aaaaaaand the dude wonders what would preclude her from sending him out on job interviews??? Hello?

MJ haunting Neverland?


FANS are convinced that Michael Jackson is haunting Neverland, after his ghost was apparently filmed walking through the Neverland Ranch.

Really now. Are we kidding?

You decide............

"Avatar"


Really with this?  These people share the world with you........

Audiences experience 'Avatar' blues

James Cameron’s completely immersive spectacle “Avatar” may have been a little too real for some fans who say they have experienced depression and suicidal thoughts after seeing the film because they long to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora. On the fan forum site “Avatar Forums,” a topic thread entitled “Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible,” has received more than 1,000 posts from people experiencing depression and fans trying to help them cope. The topic became so popular last month that forum administrator Philippe Baghdassarian had to create a second thread so people could continue to post their confused feelings about the movie.  More…

Taylor... still humble and gracious as ever! : )


Ahhh... they days of youth and glory...









Take a peek at these Hollywood celebs who didn't hold up so well. Ain't age a b***h?
http://www.popcrunch.com/celebrity-before-and-after/

The US Military on Twitter!


U.S. military on Facebook: http://tinyurl.com/nz3xam

U.S. military on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/usfora

U.S. spokesman on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/gregjulian

U.S. military on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/usfora

Nonja the Orangutan goes snap happy!


VIENNA (Reuters Life!) - A 33-year-old furry photographer is winning fans on social networking website Facebook for pictures of her daily life as an orangutan in a Vienna zoo.
 
Orangutan Nonja's photos, taken with a camera that dispenses raisins as she snaps, have won over 500 fans on Facebook since the zoo launched an online photo album on Tuesday.
Although the slightly blurry images of Nonja's climbing rope, food and companion's shaggy red-brown fur have won lots of admiring comments from fans, the photographer herself is not so interested.
"Of course the apes don't care about the pictures, they are just an accidental side product," zoo spokesman Gerhard Kasbauer told Reuters. "They just know that when they press the button, a raisin pops out."
The Vienna Tiergarten set up the project to help keep Nonja and her three hairy ape friends entertained in their enclosure. The album is online at: here

Brad Mates versus Justin Moore


Don't ever get near Brad Mates when he's got a Sharpie in his possession! And whatever you do.... dooooon't fall asleep....

Justin Moore (Smalltown USA)


Evil doer Brad Mates from Emerson Drive

Check out the full story here: http://emerson-drive.blogspot.com/2009/05/brad-vs-justin-moore.html

Trace Adkins talks McBain


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Kanye disses Taylor..... RUDE!


Do something sweet for the mom in your life...


RatBoy!


Swine Flu info from Center For Disease Control


Swine Flu Phone Line: The Swine Flu Phone Line has information on the status of the swine flu outbreak. The public can call 1-888-722-6358 for updated recorded information in both English and Spanish, 24 hours/day.

Drake Dixon doing Randy Houser's "Boots On"


Four year old Drake Dixon...... this kid has a bright future!

stroll down memory lane....


Do you remember these items? Did you have them? And more importantly... have you noticed they're the hot items in ANTIQUE stores these days? : )










YOU being "Adventurous"


We asked you to send us pictures of you being "adventurous", to prove that you have the moxie to head to Indio for two days of camping at country music's biggest and baddest festival .... Stagecoach! Winners were chosen in a random drawing from all of the photos sent in. Click on the photo above to see more photos from Sunny Country's "wild ones"!  ;-p

White Chocolate Cream Cheese Cake


Cake:
Yellow Cake Mix with added vanilla pudding... and an extra stick of butter.  ; )

Frosting:
8 oz package of cream cheese combined with vanilla, powdered sugar, and melted white chocolate

Topping:
FRESH central coast strawberries!

Berry-mallow Pizza


1. Spread cresent roll dough out in the form of a pizza crust and bake as per instructions

2. In a bowl, combine 1 pkg of cream cheese with equal amount of marshmallow cream ------ spread mixture on cooled baked cresent roll "crust"

3. Top pizza with sliced strawberries and drizzle with chocolate or dust with powdered sugar

Pavlova (is this because it makes you drool like Pavlov's dog???)


Preparation time :20 minutes
Cooking time: 1 hour 10 minutes
Serves eight to ten

For the meringue case -
8 egg whites -
1 2/3 cups caster sugar (granulated sugar//fine/super fine sugar) -
2 teaspoons vanilla extract -
2 teaspoons brown vinegar -
2 pinches of salt -
2 teaspoons sifted cornflour (corn starch)

For the filling -
1 1/4 cups cream, firmly whipped -
1 punnet strawberries, hulled and halved -
2 bananas, peeled and sliced -
1/3 cup passionfruit pulp

How to cook a Pavlova: 1 Preheat the oven to 180°C (350°F). Line an oven tray with baking paper and mark a 23 cm (10inch) circle as a guide for spreading the mixture. 2 Beat the egg whites on high speed in a large clean bowl with clean electric beaters until soft peaks form. Gradually add the caster sugar, beating continuously until the mixture is firm and glossy and all sugar has dissolved. Beat in the vanilla extract, then the vinegar and salt, and fold in the cornflour. 3 Using a spatula, spread the meringue mixture over the marked circle. Straighten the sides and make them higher than the centre. Bake for 10 minutes in the centre of the oven, then reduce the temperature to 120°C (250°F) and bake for a further hour. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. 4 Just before serving, top the pavlova with whipped cream. Decorate with the strawberries and bananas, and drizzle with the passionfruit pulp. Alternatively, decorate the pavlova with 3 peeled and sliced kiwi fruit, arranged in rounds and drizzled with passionfruit pulp.

BEST EVER Strawberry Pizza


Crust :
1-1/2 cup plain flour
2/3 cup soft butter (real butter is best)
3 tbsp sugar

Mix above and pat on a 10 inch pizza pan bake at 375 for 8 minutes….

Mixture:
8oz cream cheese (softened)
9 oz cool whip
1 cup powdered sugar
1  package or 1 jar strawberry glaze
Enough fresh sliced strawberries to cover pizza (be generous, load them on)

Mix cream cheese, cool whip and powdered sugar and spread on cooled crust. Top with glaze and then place the strawberries on top of that. Cool and service with a dollop of cool whip. Enjoy…

Cool Strawberry Summer Cake


COOL SUMMER CAKE:
1 BOX WHITE CAKE MIX AND BAKE AS DIRECTED
1 BOX JELLO MIX
2 CUPS BOILING WATER

WHILE CAKE IS COOLING DOWN, POKE HOLES WITH A BIG FORK AND GIVE LITTLE TWISTS (YOU WANT THE HOLES A LITTLE BIT BIG NOT TOO MUCH) THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE CAKE. MIX JELLO MIX AND BOILING WATER AND POUR INTO THE HOLES THAT YOU MADE WITH THE FORK AND AND THROUGHOUT THE CAKE. COVER THE CAKE WITH COOL WHIP AND TOP WITH CHOPPED STRAWBERRIES (THIS WAY EVERY ONE GETS STRAWBERRIES). COOL COMPLETELY FOR A 2HRS IN THE REFRIDGERATOR. ENJOY!

Strawberry "shortcake" (with a twist!)


This really doesn't have a name, but a friend made this at a bbq one time. Now it's a favorite of family and friends. Basically, this is strawberry shortcake, but instead of shortcake, you use Pillsbury Grand Biscuits. For those that don't know, Grand biscuits are the really BIG biscuits. You dip the top of the unbaked biscuit in melted butter, then dip the biscuit in sugar, bake biscuit as directed on packaging. While baking, prepare strawberries. Some people like just strawberries on there biscuit. I prefer them a little mashed so you can get the juices. When the biscuits are done, split open, top bottom half with strawberry mixture, put top half of biscuit on top of strawberries followed by whipped cream. Yummmmm Easy for kids to help make this!

Frozen Strawberry Loaf


Line a loaf pan with wax paper or foil

In a large reseal able plastic bag,  mush up about 10 oreo cookies with a little melted butter. Press into the bottom on the lined loaf pan.

In a bowl mush about 2-3 cups of strawberries. Add a small can of sweetened condensed milk and about a half container of cool whip.

I don’t have exact measurements, sorry. Poor this mixture into the loaf pan on top of the oreo crust. Freeze for at least 6-8 hours. Overnight is best. Invert loaf pan onto a plate and ‘frost’ with the remaining cool whip, decorate with sliced berries. Slice and serve.


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